Chap: 3 School battle
Two hours of English in the morning with the slithers!! And worst of all, Mr. Crawler makes us obelix change seats, so that we can sit next to slithers. Today, he moved Haruhi that was next to me, and put kippei in her seat. I’m telling you I swore so hard in my head!! He sat down smiling at me. Even if I’m his partner I still can’t stand him! Then that’s when Mr. Crawler really killed me. “Okay, class! Describe someone of the opposite sex that you despise.” He shouted. My mouth fell open, because the person I despise the most is sitting next to me. Kippei reached out and closed my mouth. At his touch I became extremely red. I just grabbed a pen and started writing, before he could see how red I was. He then took his notepad and started to write something and passed it to me.
What’s your favorite color? Red?
What is that about?!!! My favorite color!! Oh yeah he’s doing me. I quickly write “why red?” Red is so not my favorite color. My favorite color is yellow. And you’d think he noticed after all those years!!
You always get red so I figured it was that. Wait! It’s yellow!
Took him long. Then he wrote something really embarrassing.
What’s your bra size? I need to make it difficult.
I gave him a kick in the leg and raised my hand:
“- Can I be excused sir? I said, my face extra red
Asu… Oh, my! Yes you may! He said alarmed of my face
Sir, can I also be excused? Asked kippei rubbing his leg
Why is that Mr.Katakura?
I got kicked in the leg by a pair of high heels. He said looking at me
Okay. Wait I’m making you hall passes. Come here!”
We walked to Mr. Crawler’s desk. In front of the desk I almost fell but kippei put his hand over my back. I stayed up straight. Every body whistled because kippei was still touching me. When I reached the corridor I was so happy. The air entering my lungs! Wahoo! Freedom! I walk to one of the big windows. Kippei then came out of nowhere (seriously!!). I don’t want to talk to him!! My bra size!! Dumb ass!! He stands next to me. The wind blew a lot of my hair backwards, and then a curl came in my face. Kippei brushed it away and that’s when I spoke:
“- My bra size!!! You could come up with something better!!!!
-Joke! Can’t you take a joke? He laughed
-Not if it’s like that!!! I yelled
-You didn’t change. When we were small, I would pull a prank on you and you’d yell…
-You’re nothing but a big meanie. I said and laughed
-See, its better when you laugh. He said going behind me and wrapping me with his arms.”
That little scene didn’t last for long. A little brat just came and kicked us. We went flying throw the window. We landed on our feet. The kid just came and threw a big tornado of sand at us. Ah my skirt! It’s turned to stone! And it broke! That little pervert! Kippei’s hand on the other hand (ha! Could be a nice joke if this wasn’t in a fight) was turned completely in stone! This kid is strong! Ah! He just landed in front of me! He’s like 5 heads shorter than me:
“-How did you, neutralize the stone effect? Can you stop evil curses? He asked me very calmly
I don’t know. I say
Very well then! Until you tell me the truth, you’ll perish!!! He said snapping his fingers
I am telling you the truth! You little bastard!! I cried”
He didn’t even look backwards!! Oh, well! How big can those monsters be “Adeat!!” They are huge!!! Ah!! Ouch!! Oh!! He’s getting it now!! My fan transformed again. I sliced the monsters and walked over to him. He was talking to kippei. I hit him with the sword. He was shocked. Then I kicked him and punch, he then gasped” First time someone touched me.” I was so angry I didn’t answer. Kippei took the occasion and sent a string of magic at him. The kid let out a gulp of blood. He then eclipsed but he did something that made my clothes evaporate. Ah! Kippei gave me his jacket:
“- You’re certainly getting enemies. He laughed
-oh shut up!! I screamed then laughed.”
Then the whole school came out and just stared at us. I mean I was just wearing a shirt and I was with a boy. Big rumor is coming our way.
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